if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
- white girl in any movie: my dad said to only use this credit card for emergencies
- white girl in any movie: and this is an emergency *opens doors to mall*
Why is this a powerful image?
Lol I don’t even know what is going on.
Story of my life
Ian how is this the story of your life. Haha
What the fuck are those creatures?
Moose!!! They’re amazing. And you don’t have them in Australia, so ha.
They look like fucked up moose :/
I’ve seen moose before….. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
Tomorrow is a new day. Tomorrow is a new day.
It is. Don’t forget that.
My dash is deadddd
reblog this if your’e a fitblr/ healthy/ vegetarian/ generally awesome?
Ill check you ouuuttt. cause i wanna know your face. :)
- appropriate reasons to feel guilty: lying to your parents, cheating on a boyfriend/girlfriend, being rude or mean
- inappropriate reasons to feel guilty: chocolate
If you make fun of people trying to better themselves at the gym you’re a piece of shit.
me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy
to just make someone with an ed eat is like saying to a person with cancer that it’ll be okay without giving them treatment